A Collection of Humorous Pig Tales
One night, three little pigs went out for dinner. When the waiter arrived to take their drink orders, the first piggy requested a Sprite, the second ordered a Coke, and the third insisted on water, asking for lots and lots of it.
When the waiter returned to take their dinner orders, the first piggy ordered a big, juicy steak, and the second requested a salad. Once again, the third piggy demanded water, repeating that he wanted lots and lots of it.
After they finished their main course, the waiter returned to ask about dessert. The first piggy chose a banana split, while the second opted for a root beer float. The third piggy shouted once more, asking for still more water.
Curious about this strange behavior, the waiter finally asked the third piggy why he was only drinking water. The little piglet grinned and replied, Well, someone has to go wee wee wee all the way home.
In another situation, a farmer who kept a herd of pigs was visited by a representative from an animal protection association. The inspector asked what the farmer fed his pigs, and when the man explained he used corn and acorns, the inspector fined him, claiming he should not be feeding the animals such fare.
A few days later, a representative from the United Nations arrived and asked the same question. When the farmer mentioned he fed his pigs delicacies like salmon, caviar, shrimp, and steak, the official fined him, arguing that it was unfair to feed pigs so well when so many humans were starving.
Finally, another man arrived and asked the farmer how he fed his pigs. The farmer paused for a few minutes to think, then replied, I simply give five dollars to each pig so they can go buy whatever they want.
