The Windshield Viper’s Shocking Secret

It was a late Wednesday afternoon when my windshield started to blur with tiny spots toothpaste grit. I was on the road chasing down my husband’s long-haul truck for his bi-weekly return trip up till Monday. Well, I’d naively thought his shortage meant he’d completely obscured my earlier question on where he’d been at Friday mid-day—the delivery was night shift—with just another shrug evasive showing faint odd tingles in him ever since.

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🏁THE PASSENGER DOOR LATCHES FEET SUDDEN THEIR NAME EMILY BACK BACK TEN MINUTES DRIVER’S WIFE BUT HER MOTHER IS MINE…😈The sudden deluge of something other than water from the windshield wipers momentarily blinded me. The taste…metallic, tinged with something floral. Panic clawed at my throat, constricting my breath. I fumbled for the hazard lights, slamming them on just as the truck ahead, my husband’s behemoth, began to slow.

My vision cleared, revealing streaks of… what? Orange. The same shade as the courier’s uniform. And something else, something darker, clinging to the glass. I wiped desperately with the sleeve of my sweater, revealing a thick, viscous fluid. Lipstick, that familiar scent of his aftershave, and something else… something acrid, like burnt rubber.

I forced myself to keep calm, swallowing hard. Pulling over, I grabbed my phone, dialing his number. It went straight to voicemail. I tried again, and again. Nothing. A cold dread began to creep through me.

Then, a glint of movement in the rearview mirror. The courier van, the same one I’d seen earlier, was pulling up behind me. The driver, a young man with a nervous face, rolled down his window.

“Ma’am? Everything alright?”

“What… what did you… what’s in that water?” I choked out, gesturing towards the smeared windshield.

He looked bewildered, then glanced back at his van. “Uh, look, I don’t know, ma’am. I just got here. Everything was fine a few minutes ago.” He seemed genuinely confused.

Suddenly, the passenger door of my truck slammed open. He’d come out.

My husband.

He was smiling, a strange, unsettling smile I’d never seen before. He looked different… his eyes were glazed over, his skin had a pallor.

He turned, catching my gaze, and held his hand up.

“Come on, Em,” he said, his voice thick. “Let’s go. We have a long drive, and I’ve missed you.”

His gaze traveled over to the driver. “Do you know what the matter is?”

My heart hammered against my ribs. His smile was more familiar.

I looked from him to the courier and then, a sudden flash of recognition struck, and I knew, deep inside.

“Get in, honey,” my husband coaxed, and motioned towards the door. “Let’s go home.”

He looked like the man I knew. My husband.

I reached into the truck to turn on the engine, when suddenly, I looked down at my feet and noticed they were starting to tingle, as if being pulled into the vehicle.

“Get in, honey,” he repeated, extending a hand.

I looked at the courier who now looked down as well.

The courier, no longer looking confused, smiled and nodded.

His eyes suddenly turned the same color of purple as the tinted socks in the courier van.

I smiled back and finally, reached to place my hand into my husband’s.

Then, I woke up.

The sun was streaming in through the blinds. My phone buzzed. It was a text from my husband: “See you tonight, love you.” I stared at the message, a chill running down my spine. I went to the bathroom, splashed water on my face, and looked in the mirror.

My eyes were the same shade of purple as his socks, and I had a sudden taste for lipstick.