A man comes home early to find his wife on the bed, breathing heavily.
“What are you doing?” he asks.
She stammers, “I… think I’m having a heart attack!” Concerned, he offers to call an ambulance. As he heads downstairs to dial 911, his son Johnny appears, crying.
“What’s wrong, son?” the father asks.
“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” Johnny replies tearfully.
Enraged, the man rushes back upstairs, flings open the closet, and finds his brother naked, just as his son said.
“You bastard, Jim,” he yells. “My wife is having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked scaring Johnny!”
