An elderly couple had just climbed into bed when the husband let out a loud fart, proudly exclaiming,
“Seven points!”
His wife, amused but puzzled, asked, “What are you talking about?”
Without missing a beat, she joined in a few moments later with her own effort, announcing,
“Touchdown! Tie game!”
Not to be outdone, the husband answered with another, declaring, “14 to 7! I’m back in the lead!”
His wife, eager to keep up, quickly responded with her own sound and grinned,
“Touchdown! It’s tied again!”
With a playful smirk, she added a small squeaker, saying,
“Field goal—taking the lead!”
