THREE PLAYFUL ELDERLY LADIES WERE PERCHED ON A SEAT NEAR A SENIOR RESIDENCE. As an elderly gentleman passed by. And one of the elderly ladies called out, proclaiming, “We’re willing to wager we can determine your precise age.” The elderly man replied, “There’s absolutely no chance you can figure it out, you old sillies.” One of the elderly ladies retorted, “Certainly we can! Simply lower your trousers and underwear and we can ascertain your exact age…” Slightly embarrassed, yet eager to demonstrate their inability, he lowered his drawers then…Check out the continuation in the first comment. I’m laughing 😂👇👇…then quickly turned their backs, stifling giggles. After a moment of mock serious observation, one lady triumphantly announced, “Eighty-two! Precisely!”
The gentleman, pulling up his trousers, was utterly dumbfounded. “That’s… that’s spot on! But how on earth did you figure it out? You barely even glanced!”
The lady leaned in conspiratorially and whispered, “It’s simple, dearie. We counted your vertebrae. They’re just like rings on a tree, you know!”