JOKE OF THE DAY: AN ELDERLY GENTLEMAN RINGS UP HIS SON, ANNOUNCING, “HEAR THIS, YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE HEADING FOR A SPLIT. FORTY-FIVE YEARS OF UNHAPPINESS IS MORE THAN SUFFICIENT.””FATHER, WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?” THE SON EXCLAIMED.”WE ARE COMPLETELY INCOMPATIBLE NOW,” THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN RESPONDED. “I AM WEARY OF HER PRESENCE, AND I’M FINISHED DISCUSSING IT. INFORM YOUR SISTER OF THIS,” AND HE TERMINATED THE CALL.THE SON, NOW FILLED WITH ANXIETY, CONTACTS HIS SISTER. “WHAT?! THEY ARE SPLITTING UP?!” SHE CRIED OUT. SHE PROMPTLY CALLS THEIR FATHER BACK. “YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT DIVORCING! YOUR BROTHER AND I ARE TAKING A FLIGHT HOME TOMORROW TO SORT THIS OUT. UNTIL THEN, DO NOT CONTACT ANY LEGAL COUNSEL OR SIGN ANY DOCUMENTS. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?” SHE ENDED THE CALL.THE OLD MAN TURNS TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS…”They’re flying home!” the old man chuckled to his wife. “Well, that got their attention. Now, about that new kitchen, do you think they’ll chip in?”