The Unusual Diagnosis

An eighty-year-old woman visited her physician complaining of a persistent and uncomfortable itch in her groin area. After a brief examination, the doctor bluntly informed her that she had contracted crabs. The woman was adamant that this was impossible, explaining that she was a lifelong virgin.

Seeking a second opinion, she visited another doctor and described the same symptoms. Once again, the physician diagnosed her with crabs. Frustrated by the conclusion, she reiterated her situation, insisting that as an eighty-year-old virgin, such a diagnosis simply could not be accurate.

Desperate for a solution, she eventually consulted a third doctor. She explained her predicament once more, pleading with him to help her while firmly stating that she did not want to hear that she had crabs. The doctor asked her to step onto the examination table so he could take a closer look for himself.

After conducting a thorough examination, the doctor turned to her and acknowledged that she was correct. He explained that she did not have crabs, but rather, because her cherry was so incredibly old, she had developed a case of fruit flies.