A businessman entered an elevator and greeted the blonde woman inside, who replied cheerfully, “T-G-I-F!”
He smiled and responded, “S-H-T.”
Confused, she tried again, slowly saying, “T-G-I-F!”
He repeated, “S-H-T.”
Determined to keep things friendly, she beamed and tried one last time, “T-G-I-F!”
He just replied again, “S-H-T.”
Finally, she couldn’t hold back and said, “T-G-I-F means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday!’”
With a grin, he replied, “And S-H-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, it’s Thursday.’”