$800 for a Towel?
A FEMALE WAS EXITING THE SHOWER ENCLOSURE WHEN THE DOORBELL CHIMED. HER SPOUSE WAS PREPARING TO SHOWER, THUS SHE RAPIDLY ENVELOPED HERSELF IN A BATH TOWEL AND RESPONDED TO THE DOOR. IT WAS BOB, THE ADJACENT RESIDENT. WITHOUT PAUSING, BOB UTTERED, “I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH $800 TO DISCARD THE TOWEL.” FOLLOWING A BRIEF PERIOD OF CONSIDERATION, THE FEMALE DETERMINED $800 WAS ADEQUATE COMPENSATION. SHE DISCARDED THE TOWEL, ACCEPTED THE FUNDS, AND SECURED THE DOOR. UPON HER RETURN UPSTAIRS, HER SPOUSE INQUIRED, “WHO WAS PRESENT AT THE DOOR?” SHE RETORTED: Joke continues in the first comment 😂😂👇”It was Bob from next door.”
“Bob? What did he want?”
“Oh, just Bob. He was doing a ‘towel valuation’.”
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